I’m popping in today with a short little diddy… as I’m reading the baby his I Am Wonder Woman book at bedtime last night this goes down:
Me: Do you think Mommy looks like Wonder Woman? *why do I set myself up like this?!?!*
Whit: *very carefully looks me up and down*
Well, you do have long hair like her.
But you don’t have that “bery” little shirt like her.
And you don’t have stars on your undies like her.
And you don’t have a star on the top of your face like her.
But you DO have a lot of those stripes on your forehead.
Those are called wrinkles, darling. Thank you kindly for pointing that out.
Amanda 0, The Baby 1.
Go ahead and reply with your age defying products and techniques. Things are getting geriatric up in here.
xoxo
Oh, that is too funny! But I hear ya! I remember the days when I had bangs, but not to hide the "stripes". Now I'm keeping the bangs to try to hide the stripes! I'll be interested to see any advice on miracle potions, as well!
Or maybe we should just all wear headbands like Wonder Woman! She's probably hiding her stripes!
You are going to be so glad you have documented these little "gems" someday when you are really stripey!!
Ouch! Well, maybe 2 out of 5 Wonder Woman "characteristics" isn't that bad! :-)
Oh dear goodness! Why do they have to be so honest!?!
That's so cute. :) All moms are wonder women in my book.
I love when people say that children are so " refreshingly " honest. Sometimes, just lie to me!
Hilarious!
Did you know years ago wonder woman married a well known plastic surgeon??? Don't know if she is still married to him , but her stripes were all gone!!!! Cookie is fabulous…
What a grest story!!!
Cynthia